If you know me at all, then you know that my eternal quest has been to find some connection between former Browns head coach Sam Rutligliano and porn. Today I am happy to announce, mission accomplished! Thanks to the lovely lady below, in the future when you think of porn (and you will), you can also think of Rutigliano, who once teamed with Jerry Falwell to sue the NCAA for not letting his Liberty University players pray in the end zone following touchdowns.
Catalina Cruz (pictured) is a porn actress and Cleveland native who was interviewed on Monday by radio station 1560 The Game in Houston. In looking over the transcripts on SPORTS RADIO INTERVIEWS.COM, I found out that her mother once worked for the Browns, as the secretary for the head coach when Rutligliano was there. Irony, thou art awesome and good.
(Also awesome & good: More Catalina Cruz photos after the jump.)
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Cruz (first graph of top story on her NSFW web site: “So I got a little kinky with hot wax …”) is just the type of girl whom Rutigliano would want in his Inner Circle, I’m sure. Kardiac Kid, indeed.
Anyway, Cruz tells listeners how she first got started in porn.
“It just kind of snowballed. I actually just started playing online one day, and this is back in like ‘98, and I uploaded some photos just to a regular modeling agency online — well, not an agency, just where you upload photos or whatever — and then I just started getting calls from photographers. And just one day I went to go do a shoot and he’s like, ‘Um, yeah, let’s submit some photos to Playboy.’ That’s always their line to get the girls to take off their tops, so that’s how that started. And then it just kind of snowballed. It’s a longer story than that, but….”
And on with whom she would most like to do a movie:
“Probably Penelope Cruz. ‘Cause I get that all the time that we resemble each other, so I just think it would be really hot to do a scene with her. And um, this is gonna sound kinda weird, but Nicholas Cage.”
What, no Brady Quinn?
Rutigliano is probably going over every “Take Your Daughter To Work Day” they ever had while he was with the Browns and wondering what went wrong.