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• MAC Gs WORLD finds one silver lining to the Cubs’ current post-season woes - the hot bleacher bums at Wrigley:

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• CONSTRUDA gives Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy the Coors Light press conference treatment.• The MILWAUKEE JOURNAL SENTINEL has their Chinese delivered, as Yi Jianlian finally arrives in Beertown.

• Believe it or not, RIVALFISH has found MLB playoffs spokesmen even worse than Dane Cook:

Why is Dane Cook famous

• MR. IRRELEVANT delivers Miss Gossip of AOL FANHOUSE asking, What can Browne Sanders do for you?• THE COLUMBIA (SC) STATE knows Gamecocks coach Steve Spurrier takes orders from no one - not even TV producers.

• FAN IQ has nothing up their sleeve, as Lou Holtz peppers his pep talk with the world-famous newspaper trick:

Lou Holtz newspaper trick

• Speaking of inspiring words, THE BLEACHER REPORT hears that Tennessee coach Phil Fulmer doesn’t just want to win against Georgia, he wants to “avoid losing“.• Brian Hewitt of THE GOLF CHANNEL putts around word of Michelle Wie’s lack of celebrity during her freshman year at Stanford: “We’re all pretty busy here.”

• The blog ARCHIE barks about the commercial career of Maria Sharapova going to the dogs:

Maria Sharapova dog

• WTVF in Nashville phones up the fashion police, as the Tennessee Titans will be unveiling new unis this weekend.• The RALEIGH NEWS & OBSERVER hits the turf with two computer science professors who’ve developed a winning football formula.