Holland America Cruise Ship Hosts Nude Super Bowl Party

THERE’S MORE THAN RANCH DRESSING IN THAT BREAD BOWL: In a scene uglier than the Colts’ blown opening kickoff coverage, a Holland America cruise ship Sunday night hosted a nude Super Bowl Party:

Nude Super Bowl Party

The only thing I need to see less than a naked Chicago Bear (fan) at a Super Bowl party is Mickey Rourke, post-op, at MAXIM’s big game gathering:

Mickey Rourke Maxim Super Bowl Party

No wonder they were charging upwards of $4,000 per ticket!