Gisele’s not in Maxim’s Hot 100? Looks like it’s time for Tom to trade her in.

• It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! A Cinderella story – caught on tape!

• Why must the children pay for the sins of the mother – especially when it comes to Little League concessions?

• The Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders flock down to the Dominican Republic for their bikini calendar shoot.

• The T-Wolves’ Fred Hoiberg will be bringing along a special stuffed friend to make the NBA Lottery a little more bearable.

• Does Mike Tyson really want a Slice of Kimbo?

• A Seattle Mariner is fined $50 for carting off too many clams.

• It’s not too late to pick up honorable ‘Horry Kow’ shirt, Cubbie fan-san.

• The Big Tuna’s not big into ballroom dancing, but isn’t bothered by buds.

• Paul DePodesta can’t use his new blog to dish about the Dodgers.

• Indianapolis wants to host a Super Bowl. Isn’t that cute?