SECRET IS OUT - CLINTONS ARE REALLY RANGERS FANS: The PITTSBURGH TRIBUNE-REVIEW has the real reason for inability of the Penguins to get an arena: Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Eric Heyl writes the Clintons are to “blame for the stalled progress” in the Penguins stalled arena negotiations because they “are monopolizing” the time of Penguins co-Owner and Clinton human ATM machine Ron Burkle.

Mrs. Clinton has a March 24 moneygrab fundraiser at Burkle’s estate in Beverly Hills, and billionaire Burkle “obviously is preoccupied” planning that orgy of excess.

More importantly, Hillary is hoping the Burkle bash will help bring back the hollow Hollywood-types who have all abandoned her.