Hey, Who Tagged Brandon Inge During The Night?

Brandon Inge

To answer your question, yes they’re real, and they’re spectacular. According to WJBK-2 TV in Detroit, Brandon Inge got these tattoos in San Francisco when the Tigers played at Oakland this past weekend.

Scrawled there in cursive ink are the names of his two sons, Chase and Tyler. Some are questioning why the guy who is hitting .238, and is 5 for his past 40 with an 11-game strikeout streak and two bad knees which he’s been complaining about since the All-Star break, would undergo millions of needle punctures. Oh, you just don’t understand art.

I refuse to speculate where the tattoo will go if he has a third child.

Meanwhile, in New York …

Mark Teixeira gets another tattoo

(Mark Teixeira fights back the only way he knows how)

4 comments

  1. Gravataringe stinks too.
    10:41 am on August 29th, 2009

    another guy gets a tattoo because he needs to be cool.

    hey inge, your trying to hard to fit in. your not in school anymore. if you need to paint yourself to PROVE your cool or care about your kids, then it is safe to say you are pretty F-upped.

    insecure people need to PROVE something. if your secure and love your kids, you dont need to mark yourself.

    gee, what if he has another kid? he’ll love that one so much he will have the name tattooed on his butt?

    studies are showing that people who get tattoos are similar to those who get plastic surgery. eye lift….nose job…etc….there is some self loathing going on and a need to belong, draw attention to yourself, mental/emotional issues as well. not always the case, but there is a disturbing trend.

    all you dads out there who dont have tattoos, YOU DONT LOVE YOUR KIDS!!!! LOL. men getting tattoos is like a woman painting her nails. lol.

    wait. wait. lets all get that barbed-wire tattoo on the arm. the same one pamela anderson had in that crappy movie…..lol. nuff said.

  2. GravatarOtterrules
    10:53 am on August 29th, 2009

    your next stop…Bittertown.

  3. GravatarHater
    11:40 am on August 29th, 2009

    wow I wonder who hates tattoos, last time I checked its not your body so take a second to not judge, get over yourself

  4. Gravatarmrfrieze
    9:49 pm on September 30th, 2009

    Any tool that would waste his time judging someone is insecure about himself. And where were these studies about tattoos? What a bunch of horsesh*t. And by the way, contrary to your close minded beliefs, people don’t get tattoos to “fit in” or “be cool”. People like you need a good b*tch slap.

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