Here’s ESPN anchor Scott Van Pelt leaving an embarrassingly long message on a female’s answering machine - case you missed it (then again, who isn’t monitoring the sadly pathetic voicemail ramblings of anonymous ESPN employees?).

Great news for my psychological well-being, since every time I see Van Pelt’s too-closely-shaved dome on SportsCenter - along with those gigantic shoulder pads and Bobby Bowden bowl game-glasses, I’m thinking the corner of Santa Monica and La Cienega.