Heidi Watney New First Lady Of Red Sox Nation

Thanks to blogs like this one, the practice of overrating semi-attractive women because they report on sports is now in full bloom (one exception). Especially culpable in this endeavor are Red Sox fans.

Heidi Watney

(One of few Fenway bombshells Manny won’t be responsible for)

In the wake of the departures of Tina Cervasio and Hazel Mae, the latest slobberfest has ensued in New England, where a woman named Heidi Watney has just signed on as a Red Sox reporter for NESN.

She’s a former teen beauty queen who was most recently a sports reporter and “independent” model based in Fresno. And from the looks of these (crappy) scans, she’s legit.

Heidi Watney

We’d love to see the stats for Google image searches on her since Red Sox Nation was made aware of her hire. We’re also assuming that cell phone camera sales have since gone through the roof in Greater Boston.

Happy hunting Bosox fans!

6 comments

  1. Gravatarfaybio
    10:29 am on May 9th, 2008

    Departure of Hazel Mae? From where? Cervasio is gone, but Hazel is still at NESN, working for the Sox. I believe she’s locked into a long term deal.

  2. Gravatarthree.five.two.
    5:53 pm on May 7th, 2009

    Heidi Twatney was fired from her gig in Fresno for threatening a homosexual photographer that reporter the weekend anchor making anti-homosexual jokes in the news room. I know…because I worked with her there.

  3. GravatarJoeM
    2:22 pm on June 22nd, 2009

    Hazel Mae is working for MLB Network. Is she also working for NESN?

  4. GravatarMac Jones
    7:09 am on June 27th, 2009

    Heidi Watney is a MAJOR hottie and does an excellent job for Red Sox nation.

  5. GravatarDolfin Fan
    6:21 pm on January 16th, 2010

    Heidi Twatney is in trouble because she keeps starting up affairs with the boys of summer she interviews. The most obvious one is Jason Veritek, whose marriage broke up while he was banging Twatney. She has been warned to be more discreet, or she could get fired for this. She supervised the famous shoot of Tek naked with his back to the camera. There was also a full frontal shot, but it never made it out of the dark room.

  6. GravatarRIck Robert Lopez
    8:07 pm on March 26th, 2010

    I worked with Ms. Heidi Watney @ Fresno, Ca with KMPH FOX 26. She always treated me fine. To me she’s a FINE woman. Eventhough she turned me down for a dinner date. Any way, I say more power to her. She ROCKS! Heidi, Keep on ROCKING & ROLLING! If you ever get back to Fresno, CA; Look me up/.
    Love Always,
    Rick Robert Lopez

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