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• Playboy is looking for one lucky college writer to cover the Final Four.

Erika Eleniak Playboy basketball cover

Candidates must be able to find girls with a great set of Gonzagas.

• Some NFL squads can learn a lot from the CFL’s Calgary Stampeders.

• Being fat, drunk, stupid and a Lions fan is no way to go through life, son.

• Abracadabra! Eddie Jordan disappears as Wizards coach.

• Oy vey! A New York rabbi has won a date with figure skater-turned-DUI maker Oksana Baiul.

LenDale Whitedidn’t care” that his Titans loss. Guess Tennessee fans won’t care once he’s sent on waivers.

Danielle Lloyd has scored with her fair share of English soccer studs.

• While the Eagles were getting spanked by the Ravens, Brian Westbrook turned the other cheek.

• And the winner of today’s Stoops-tendous Clever Caption Contest is…

Bob Stoops Mike Leach

El Jefe de Jefes, with this eerily uncomfortable homoerotic thought:

Slower , slower, right there. Yeah right there.

New contest will be up tomorrow, same SbB time, same SbB channel!