• Playboy is looking for one lucky college writer to cover the Final Four.

Candidates must be able to find girls with a great set of Gonzagas.

• Some NFL squads can learn a lot from the CFL’s Calgary Stampeders.

• Being fat, drunk, stupid and a Lions fan is no way to go through life, son.

• Abracadabra! Eddie Jordan disappears as Wizards coach.

• Oy vey! A New York rabbi has won a date with figure skater-turned-DUI maker Oksana Baiul.

• LenDale White “didn’t care” that his Titans loss. Guess Tennessee fans won’t care once he’s sent on waivers.

• Danielle Lloyd has scored with her fair share of English soccer studs.

• While the Eagles were getting spanked by the Ravens, Brian Westbrook turned the other cheek.

• And the winner of today’s Stoops-tendous Clever Caption Contest is…

El Jefe de Jefes, with this eerily uncomfortable homoerotic thought:

Slower , slower, right there. Yeah right there.

New contest will be up tomorrow, same SbB time, same SbB channel!