• THE 700 LEVEL flies over news that Sunday was a great day for Eagles fans - not only did their team run roughshod over the Rams, but the Linc crowd was treated to a halftime appearance by Heather Mitts.

• It wasn’t just UTEP fans gripped in groinal adventures Saturday night, as THE SLANCH REPORT finds footage of a Miners player on the sideline taking a pigskin to the privates, courtesy of the team’s long snapper.

• Mark Gokavi of the DAYTON DAILY NEWS spells out some fun anagrams of NFL teams. Can’t wait for next Sunday night’s matchup between the Tightest Beer Slurps & the Never Bald Clowns!

• Even when she’s skipping out on the U.S. Open, SASSYBELLA learns that Maria Sharapova can still bring in the endorsement deals - this time for Cole Haan clothing.

• Speaking of the Open, DEADSPIN serves up word that Jelena Jankovic plans to ease the pain of her Finals defeat with a little $750,000 retail therapy.

• Paul Walsh of the MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE believes that when the Packers & Vikings kick off tonight, Brett Favre will still be there - if not in body, then still in spirit.

• The MIAMI HERALD learns that ‘Canes coach Randy Shannon wasn’t too pleased with the Gators trying to run up the score.

• SPORTS BUSINESS JOURNAL reports that AOL FANHOUSE will soon be undergoing an overhaul.

• WITH LEATHER screams up video of Alabama’s Ramp Lady yelling her head off right before she gets down on it.