Headline in the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS after the…

Headline in the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS after the White Sox kept the Yankees from clinching the division on Monday night: "Reign Delay."

Tom FitzGerald of the SAN FRANCISCO has a SoCal suggestion. His head after Tim Salmon’s home run recently beat Seattle: "Salmon cooks Mariners."

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Update by Paul Katcher:Rick Reilly chronicles the story of Molly Shattuck, the 38-year-old wife of 50-year-old Fortune 500 multimillionaire Mayo Shattuck and a mother of three, who is now a Ravens cheerleader. Says Molly’s husband: “Suddenly, I wake up and I’m married to an NFL cheerleader! How good is that?”

Pretty good from here, bro.