BTW - the judge is a douche, eh?

Least he probably won’t do something as crazy as lie about a threat to start a war with Iraq that had no ties to 9/11 simply to establish crude oil control and major corporation contracts at the expense of 5,000 Americans’ lives, 30,000+ critically wounded, at a few trillion dollars on the backs of American taxpayers. Now that would be crazy if that ever happened.

You may not want health care for your fellow Americans, and that’s fine–conceded and shortsighted, but fine. I’m sure you have many sound reasons why the commonwealth of a nation couldn’t possibly benefit from assuring your child, brother, sister, father, or mother that they would be able to get an early diagnosis and proper treatment to preserve their right to pursue life, liberty, and happiness that you just might possibly be taking for granted. I know, you already pay so many taxes most Americans have to choose between the light bill that allows them to charge their new iPhone with their monthly data plan so they can tweet about their incredibly unfortunate life and going hungry. Oh wait, people can spare a little more to help their neighbor? No, no. That’s crazy.

But, assuming your a big fan of the “way things were” from 01-20-01 to 01-19-09, justifying that you don’t mind shipping young men, women, our fathers, mothers, halfway across the world for a yet to be determined good reason and then shipped back in body bags, or deformed and mutilated, or with such guilt they suffer everyday for the rest of their lives some eventually take it themselves is obviously a worthy endeavor that will shine bright with pride without defect in our history books for all time.

But yeah, I agree this was a pointless and totally uncool act by Canada’s legal system.

Happy Gilmore is in big trouble, Jack. He’s lost the power to hit the long ball.