Happy 43rd birthday today to A.C. Green, who owns the NBA record for most consecutive games played (1,192) … all without scoring.

Or so he says. Green, as Rick Reilly wrote in 1999, claims to have begun and ended his career as a virgin — a mark that will stand long after Michael Jordan is completely erased from the league’s record books.

Conversely, Shawn Kemp could barely make it through halftime without fathering a child.