Nastia Luikin might be the golden girl of the US Olympics gymnastics team, but the breakout star might be Alicia Sacramone. In ways that the mainstream media is unable to comprehend, Sacramone has become one of the most talked about & searched-for athletes (or even celebrities of any kind) in the past few weeks. BANNED IN HOLLYWOOD offers some visual proof of why Sacramone might be a bigger hit than Luikin with the online crowd despite her lack of Olympic success:

That’s Sacramone in the middle, with Liukin directly to her right. I have no idea who the other girls are. They might be other members of the Olympic gymnastics team for all I know: I defy anyone to remember any member of the team besides those two and Shawn Johnson. All I know is that in the All-Around Hotness race, Sacramone has crushed Liukin in the Bikini portion, a fact not even Bela Karolyi can argue.

And about Johnson: BANNED IN HOLLYWOOD also has pictures of her in a bikini with her mother, presumably posing by their backyard pool. No photos of those here: If you have an underage midget bodybuilder fetish, you’ll have to click the link and go there yourself.

Even though it was Liukin who had visions of dollar signs fueling her Olympic quest, it might be Sacramone who winds up with the most publicity coming out of the Games. Someone get the producers of Stick It on the phone, stat - I’ve got a great pitch idea for a sequel. Or maybe a remake of Gymkata with a female lead. And we already have the tagline: “The thrill of gymnastics, the kill of karate … and the hotness of Alicia Sacramone!“