G.W.H.T.I.T.: Dwyane Wade Is Dating Star Jones?

G.W.H.T.I.T. = God We Hope This Isn’t True.

Star Jones Dating Dwyane Wade?

In another coup, the (ever-reliable) reporting site MediaTakeOut.com also breaks the news that Wade apparently now is spelling his first name D-W-A-Y-N-E.

This may be a signal that it’s indeed time for us to move from Miami back to L.A., since quite obviously Wade feels there are no longer any bipedal forms in the 305 containing feminine characteristics.

Hopefully this story is the handy work of Jones’ publicist. Or perhaps yet another bogus report from MediaTakeOut.

No word if Wade turned to Jones after his friends-with-benefits arrangement with Oprah (and Gayle?) was shot down.

3 comments

  1. GravatarSignal to Noise
    1:47 pm on April 18th, 2008

    That better be fake or D-Wade has to turn in his “baller” card.

  2. GravatarMatt Sussman
    2:28 pm on April 18th, 2008

    He really does miss Shaq.

  3. GravatarBrooks
    5:15 pm on April 18th, 2008

    No wonder I’ve been seeing him down on South Beach so much.

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