• THE WIZARD OF ODDS learns that if Rutgers can’t complete its football stadium work on time, coach Greg Schiano could be Penn State bound.

• Inspired by the Danica-Milka brush-up, Jeff Bartlett of the BEDFORD (IN) TIMES-MAIL proposes some other sports celeb scrapes he’d like to see.

• RUMORFICIAL finds Jessica Simpson back on stage & going a bit country, even dedicating one of her songs to boyfriend Tony Romo.

• Meanwhile, THE SPORTING BLOG hears that the Cowboys QB’s botched snap vs. Seattle convinced Bill Parcells to finally retire from coaching.

• The TAMPA TRIBUNE feels better that South Florida defensive line coach John Headrick is ready to get back to work - only three weeks after suffering a heart attack.

• And Headrick’s not the only one who’s had trouble with his ticker. Jeff Flanagan of the KANSAS CITY STAR reports that ex-Missouri basketbal coach Norm Stewart is currently recovering from open-heart surgery.

• A new Nike ad featuring a dunker driving his crotch into an opponent’s face? ESPN’s TRUE HOOP says that ain’t right.

• The ASSOCIATED PRESS shines with news that sunscreen will be allowed in Yankee Stadium once again.

• A STERN WARNING appreciates the comic genius of Greg Oden.

• DC SPORTS BOG just wants to embed a couple of video clips in their post - is that so wrong?