Hey Steelers fans: if you have a significant disregard for your own personal safety, and an extra $10,000 laying around, you can have former Steelers linebacker Greg Lloyd watch a game with you at your house.

More exciting news: shipping is free! free! free!

The “Buy It Now” option features the low, low price of $10,000 - for which Greg will pay you a visit on September 14th for the Steelers game against the Cleveland Browns. He’ll also give the winner some autographed memorabilia and a chance to test the strength of the furniture. There are currently six offers on the board.The Q&A section on the auction page is a lot of fun:

Q:are we allowed to drink alcohol?

A: Yes however we ask this if you do drink adult beverages that everyone there stays sobber. [sic] We will not tolerate drunken behavior. That is why you should keep the amount of people you bring at a limited amount and do not allow friends to bring friends etc etc. If Greg Lloyd feels uncomfortable at any time he may get up and leave and there will be no refunds given. We simply ask that you been respectful at all times.

Q: Do i need to have food or drinks for Greg?
A: That is not a must. If Greg gets hungry and you have food there he might grab some, if not he will be fine. Greg does not drink alcohol so some bottled water or red bull’s [sic] might be good to have there.

So you don’t have to feed Greg. Good to know.

Q: How much space do i need at my home?
A: That’s up to how many people you want to bring. Trust me the more you invite the less one on one time you will have with Greg. You want to make sure Greg has room to sit and watch the game.

Also make sure there are no sudden movements, and that no one sticks appendages near Greg’s facial area. Or invites over his son.

The auction can be found here.