Let’s imagine you’re a portly guy.  Let’s further imagine that you’re the kind of guy who loves bright pink polo shirts paired with cheap fedoras.  And let’s even further imagine that there are four of you.  Given that scenario, what do you spend $50,000 on?

Golf with PLAYBOY Bunnies, duh!  Not something silly like a personal trainer or different shirts.  It’s an obvious choice.

These sweet dudes got their money together for a package that includes the following:

• Four nights at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.
• Four invitations to the Welcome Tee Party at the Playboy Mansion.
• Welcome Reception hosted at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.
• Poolside party at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.
• Lingerie and Pajama Party at the Playboy Mansion.
• A foursome….in the VIP Division of the Playboy 2008 Golf Finals at the Pacific Palms Golf Resort.
• Playboy Golf Finals gift bag.

Of course, there are a few other things that you win that aren’t mentioned on that list.  For instance:

• The chance to look like an episode of Entourage.
• Photo opportunity with the 5 most average PLAYBOY Bunnies.
• Farmer’s tan.
• Ridicule from numerous internet web logs.

I’m sure there are a bunch more “benefits” to winning, maybe you can help fill them in down there in the comments.