Another dramatic photo of the brazen Michael Jordan giant inflatable penis attack has crossed our desk, and we share it with you now. Mothers, please cover the computer screen with a dish towel.

Yes Michael, I would cower too if I saw that coming at me. Our contact is Elizabeth, and I’m not sure if that’s her wielding the giant penis, or if she was taking the picture. Anyway, she writes:

Haha, yes I have to develop the picture becuz I used a waterproof disposable so that I could swim to shore with it from the boat!

Michael Jordan was laughing hysterically, and so was everyone in the crowd!

Only one cop to stop an onrushing inflatable penis? I don’t like those odds.

And now, other great moments in giant inflatable penis history.

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