It’s been a great day in sports here at SbB. First we get the pro poker player who (allegedly) beat his parents to death for his inheritance. Next comes Rick Adelman’s DUI-impaired family tree. Then a former CFL player has his name dragged through the mud by a racist cheerleader - thanks to a false rape charge.

(Hey Trev, split a Bloomin’ Onion at Outback tonight?)

And to top all that off, I’m proud to bring you the uplifting story of former Saskatchewan Roughrider Trevis Smith. Yeah, you remember. The dude who was serving two years in the can north of the border “for knowingly exposing two women to the virus that causes AIDS.”

If you live in Alabama, news is out today that Mr. Smith could very well be turning up in your neighborhood very soon!

From the CANADIAN PRESS:

Smith, 32, is expected to leave the Saskatchewan Penitentiary in Prince Albert, Sask., today.

A deportation order was expected to be executed on Smith, and he’s to be sent back to the United States.

The National Parole Board granted Smith full parole last month.

He’s served two years of a six-year sentence after being convicted of aggravated sexual assault charges in 2007.

Smith told the parole board he plans to rejoin his wife and two children in Alabama, become a substitute teacher and coach football.

Smith was paroled after only two years?  After being what I’m sure was thoroughly rehabilitated at the Saskatchewan Penitentiary, I’m taken aback that Canada doesn’t want Smith to stay.

At the very least, I was thinking that the Atlanta Falcons would’ve stepped in to offer the Saskatchewan Roughriders Michael Vick for Smith in a straight deportation swap. But alas, the Roughriders’ GM is a little busy at the moment.

Child rape charges will do that to a guy.