Guess Tom Brady doesn’t have it so great, after all. The Pats QB lost his chance at perfection. ESPN has it in for him & his team. But worse of all - he’s not even dating one of the world’s 100 hottest women.

(That’s right, Gisele - hang your head in shame)

The BOSTON HERALD’S INSIDE TRACK uncovers the shameful news that Brady’s babe Gisele Bundchen didn’t make the cut for this year’s Maxim Hot 100. (So, that’s why Derek Jeter never hooked up with her.)

With this disappointing revelation, along with the ongoing Spygate stuff, could this week get any worse for poor ol’ Tom?

Well, if Gissie wasn’t jiggy wit’ Maxim, just who was? (With pics even!)

Claiming the mag’s top spot was scintillating Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller.

No SI Cover Jinx here. And we can’t argue with the choice.

Among the top 10 sports-wise, Tony Parker’s little woman Eva Longoria hoops it up at number four, while current Calgary flame Elisha Cuthbert skates in at number sex … er, six.

Elsewhere among the chosen ones, Tony Romo’s still (as far as we know) girlfriend Jessica Simpson shows up at #53 (while li’l sis Ashlee charts at #18). Self-described Pats fan Selita Ebanks huddles up at #63.

Hear that, Tom? A sexy Pats fan! You could break into this list just yet.

Former WWE diva Stacy Keibler slams down the 89th spot, while Danica Patrick races into the 91st position.

Hope this cheers the down driver up after Friday’s problem in the pits.

And rounding out the list at the century mark is MTV somebody Tila Tequila.

Bet that’ll give this high school coach some extra incentive to win her love.

To pervert … er, peruse the full list yourself, check it out here.