• FAN IQ’s Critical Fanatic finds a job more stimulating than John Daly’s breast massager - Gisele Bundchen’s butt rubber.

• LATEST CELEBRITY NEWS diagnoses that when Jessica Simpson was recently in the hospital, Tony Romo was at a place where most doctors hang out: on the golf course.

• The DAILY TELEGRAPH catches Venus Williams talking about her sky-high aspirations: ‘‘I’m always trying to take it to another level. If I’m playing on cloud nine, I’m trying to get to cloud 10 and actually cloud 11.”

• BUGS & CRANKS has some suggestions to help keep Larry Bowa in the coaching box.

• BASKETBAWFUL believes the Raptors got robbed in Atlanta last night.

• LE BASKETBALL catches up with Pat Croce, and learns the former Sixers president is the new commissioner of SlamBall.

• DC SPORTS BOG kicks it old school with DeShawn Stevenson and his ‘80s-themed birthday party.

• Michael Radano of the CAMDEN (NJ) COURIER-POST notes Phillies fans are already in mid-season form, as they throw hot dogs & beer bottles onto the field after another loss.

• It’s music to TROJAN WIRE’s ears that Virginia’s football team has been practicing to the USC fight song.