As New England Patriots fans ponder their existence without Tom Brady, they’re looking for someone to place the blame on for Brady’s torn ACL. Obviously, the popular target of blame is Kansas City Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard. Pollard is the one who knocked Brady out, but the NFL has already said there was nothing dirty about the hit. So if Patriots fans can’t blame Pollard, who can they blame?

Yep, it’s all Gisele Bundchen’s fault. Why ever since she came into Tommy’s life, things have just started going downhill for the golden boy.

From the BOSTON HERALD:

Because, let’s face it, Brady’s had an incredible run of bad luck since taking up with supermodel Gisele Bundchen!

Shall we recap? Shortly after No. 12 dumped Bridget Moynahan and started seeing the Brazilian bombshell, the Patriots lost a devastating AFC Championship game to the hated Indianapolis Colts, who went on to win Super Bowl XLI.

A month later, Moynahan announced that she was pregnant and that Brady was the father. A tsunami of bad press followed and the man previously known as Tom Terrific became - in the eyes of many former fans - a deadbeat dad.

Brady ignored the backlash, established what seems to be a nice bond with his baby son, Jack, and was cruising to a perfect season. Unfortunately, a few days before Super Bowl XLII, The Franchise was photographed hobbling into Gi’s New York apartment with a cast on his foot. Then he went to Arizona and, well, why rehash that horror show???

Which brings us to this past off-season. Brady went on his usual tour of the world with Gisele, only this time, he neglected to return to Foxboro for the offseason conditioning program.

Brady, who had always won the front-row parking spot for his obessive training regime, didn’t hit the Gillette gym for the first time in his career. And here is where it must be pointed out that the key to avoiding ACL injuries is - you guessed it - working out!

They left out the part where Gisele had Tom Brady tied up in a bed and she took a sledgehammer to his knee.

Still, it’s a pretty open and shut case. Gisele has jinxed Tom Brady, and he should leave her immediately. She should then run to me for solace, where I will happily partake in any jinx she wishes to pass on to me.