We’ve got no suggestions about how to enter a bar and get around a cute girl’s offensive line (i.e. her large friends throwing blocks) just to get her phone number. We’ve got too many napkins with six-digit numbers to remember.
What’s a good opening line? A closing line? A line in between bathroom trips to throw up? Again, we don’t confer with Pat O’Brien on these things.
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So the book, “Opening Lines, Pinky Probes, and L-Bombs: The Girls & Sports Dating and Relationship Playbook,” based on the nationally syndicated comic strip that combines dating with sports, “Girls & Sports,” does warrent some attention.
The reader reviews included in the Amazon.com listing all give it five-star treatment. Including this message from Veronica: “This book proves what women have always suspected, and makes you laugh along the way. It is my favorite present to give this year! It’s useful for a laugh or for those men in need of a little help. You can’t go wrong.”
Oh, there are plenty of ways a guy can make a cartoon out of yourself. Trust us.
