Michael Klein of the PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER reports that Jimmy Rollins’ Philly-area home will soon be featured on MTV’s Cribs. Rollins’ sanctuary has all the obligatory, over-the-top furnishings. And of course, his fleet of cars are massive expensively, highlighted by two Bentleys.

Klein: “You won’t know he’s in the Bentley. He arranged special tinting ‘because I like to go incognito.’”

Outside of the Phillies clubhouse, we wonder if he really needs to go to those lengths to remain anonymous.

The only highlight for us, at least as described by Klein, was when Rollins showed off his bed during the tour.

Klein:

Cameras for MTV’s Cribs toured the Gloucester County house of Jimmy Rollins, and the Phillies shortstop seems proudest of his king-size bed. Which vibrates. “That’s a great place to make the magic happen,” he says, grinning and sounding like a most valuable playa.

Sadly, MTV failed to ask Rollins girlfriend, someone named Johari Smith, where he hides his roll of quarters - to make the bed operational.