Girl Next Door: Throw The Ball To My Man Hank

Is Kendra Wilkinson the newest incarnation of Jackie Christie? Now that Doug Christie isn’t in the NBA anymore, there’s an opening for “craziest significant other of a pro athlete.” Hank Baskett might soon be wondering what he got himself into.

Kendra Wilkinson

Wilkinson, a Playboy model who went on to star on the TV show The Girls Next Door, appeared on the Best Damn Sports Show Podcast yesterday (they have a podcast?) and very candidly spoke about how she thinks the Eagles are treating her man. She even provided her own unsolicited coaching advice. Quotes after the jump.

According to PHILLY.COM, Kendra criticized the Eagles for not throwing the ball to Baskett more often, then admits she talked to Andy Reid about bringing him back next year. I’m sure this is all making Hank look real good in the locker room:

“They know to throw it to him but I don’t know what happens,” Wilkinson said. “They need to get it to him more. I mean he’s kind of like a Plaxico Burress kind of player. He’s tall and he can jump high. Donovan needs to throw the fade a little bit more to my man. He throws the fade to the wrong man. He always tries to throw it to Kevin Curtis and it never happens. But then, every time he throws it to Hank, it happens.”

Kendra then cornered Reid at the Eagles’ Christmas party:

“Yeah I mean, I went to the Eagles’ Christmas party two nights ago and I was like going around talking to what’s his face, (team owner Jeff) Lurie’s family. I was talking to Reid, I was just like going off and kissing [butt]…You guys need to get Hank back next year.”

And just when you think she couldn’t dig Hank a bigger hole, she pulls this one out:

She said Baskett usually blows her a kiss after he makes a catch. She even had a suggestion for a touchdown celebration for him.

“I told him, after the proposal. I said ‘If you get a touchdown, I want you to get down on one knee and propose the ball to me,’” she said.

Yikes.

Kendra goes on to say that if Baskett is still with the Eagles next year (and she’s certainly doing her best to make sure that doesn’t happen), she won’t wear his Eagles jersey when Philly plays her beloved Chargers next year. No, in fact, she says she’ll make a San Diego jersey with his name and number on it.

Hank will just have to keep images like this in his mind to hold on to his sanity:

Kendra Wilkinson

13 comments

  1. GravatarQuack Attack
    7:56 pm on December 16th, 2008

    If Kendra's so smitten with Hank, why is she wearing an LT jersey?

  2. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    8:03 pm on December 16th, 2008

    "Propose the ball?" So she wants to marry the football?

  3. GravatarOrioled
    8:15 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Hank will get on one knee, but only after Kendra gets on two.

  4. GravatarHook Em Horndog
    8:22 pm on December 16th, 2008

    At least she's easier on the eyed than Kurt Warner's wife.

  5. GravatarHook Em Horndog
    8:23 pm on December 16th, 2008

    er, eyes.

  6. GravatarNick N.
    8:33 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Hank Baskett perfectly knows what he's gotten into. And it's someone I wouldn't mind getting into, either.

  7. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    8:34 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Talk about a Baskett case.

  8. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    9:18 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Imagine if Kendra had hooked up with T.O. instead. The horror!

  9. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    9:33 pm on December 16th, 2008

    Because if anyone knows about scoring in the red zone, it's a Playboy girl.

  10. Gravatarbob
    10:09 pm on December 16th, 2008

    this chick is a skank

  11. Gravatardrspaceman
    11:10 am on December 17th, 2008

    I'm sure Andy Reid will heed her advice. Where is her navel? Was she created in test tube? Maybe she's just modest.

  12. Gravatarthe last unitard
    2:25 pm on December 17th, 2008

    She's not crazy, she's just retarded.

    I guess as far as athletes' wives go, there's not much difference.

  13. GravatarFlav
    6:21 pm on December 18th, 2008

    I only know Kendra from the show, but I've spent some time with Hank, and he's a good, smart guy.  He knows what he's getting into and I don't think he'll have trouble keeping a handle on Kendra when he needs to.  As far as athlete's wives go, they're mostly arm candy anyways, what's the difference?

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