• We’ve got to hand it to this gal, who really knows how to keep her guy’s interest up at a Tampa Bay Rays game.

• The Lakers are apparently willing to launch Lamar Odom to Sacramento so they can acquire Ron Artest.

• This Belarus soccer referee’s not blind - he’s blind drunk!

• Tiger Woods is on par to become the first athlete worth … ONE BILLION DOLLARS! (raises pinky to corner of mouth)

• An online Oklahoman article about a Sooners QB’s arrest for cocaine possession turns out to be a Husker-hatched hoax. (Too bad it wasn’t the same story for Matt Jones.)

• The fruit of Joe Montana’s & Wayne Gretzky’s loins are battling it out for high school QB supremacy - and the chance to throw to Will Smith’s kid.

• Sorry, Pittsburghers - Mark Cuban won’t be buying the Steelers.

• Tim Tebow will never pass an opportunity to pose with a babe.

• Dubya requests the Chinese prez score him some Beijing b-ball tickets.

• Teddy Dupay, meet Tony Zendejas. Tony Zendejas, meet Teddy Dupay. Hope your guys’ stay in jail is uncomfortable.