• WITH LEATHER feels for Gilbert Arenas. First, he’s out for 3 months after knee surgery. Now Agent Zero needs to mend a broken heart, as he breaks up with his girlfriend:
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• The BEMIDJI (MN) PIONEER is aghast that a Cretin was named Minnesota’s high school player of the year.• THE BIG LEAD has Navy’s Paul Johnson setting sail for Lincoln to inquire about the Nebraska job.
• Hello, sailor: 100% INJURY RATE catches a college mascot getting a little too friendly with the goalpost:
• YOU BE QB is fit to be tied, as they’d like Chris Berman to update his wardrobe.• JEN’S FREE THROWS sits down to enjoy a very special Greg Oden Thanksgiving.• The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS is in stitches, as the Mets will wear a patch honoring their final season at Shea Stadium:
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• YOU BEEN BLINDED gets cooking with David Ortiz.• RUMORS AND RANTS checks on how much Eli Manning is really regressing progressing.







