File this one under “what have you done for me lately?” Obviously having learned their techniques from their Philadelphia brethren, Giants fans took out their aggression after Sunday’s loss on anything they could find. And unfortunately, they found some cars left in the parking lot. And had a baseball bat lying around.

Rule #1: if you must drive your Porsche Coupe to Giants Stadium, don’t park in the general lot. Rule #2: it’s probably not the best idea to leave it there overnight. THE 700 LEVEL has dug up video of Giants fans taking out their frustrations on the Porsche and an SUV, and if you’re a car fan, it’s not too pretty (though the SUV does fight back). But if you’re an Eagles fan, these videos are sweet balm to the soul.

Video after the jump.

(Language in these videos is NSFW.)

So many questions here. The game ended around 4:00, but this video appears to be shot late at night. Why were these cars still here? Is it possible that Phil Simms and Justin Tuck here were destroying their own vehicles, as the YouTube poster claims?

[Update: The cars had previously suffered minor damage from a tailgating fire.]

You’d think this couldn’t get better, but it does. Check the 0:30 mark, when a flying Double Dragon dropkick goes horribly wrong.

Keep in mind, these are technically still fans of the defending Super Bowl champions. One failed season does not a destroyed car justify. Thank God Lions fans are just too numb to care at this point.