Get Your Terrelle Pryor Action Figure While It’s Hot

Usually you have to save a bunch of kids using your superpowers to warrant an action figure. But thanks to the folks at MONDESI’S HOUSE, we now know you just have to play high school sports.

Terrelle Pryor

Yes, Terrelle Pryor, a talented high school athlete from Pennsylvania, has a little doll fashioned in his likeness.

At the risk of sounding redundant, let me say that again: he’s in high school.

From the PITTSBURGH TRIBUNE-REVIEW:

“Jeannette’s Terrelle Pryor is a high school senior who still enjoys toying around, but he already has his own action figure - and even he can’t believe it.

‘It’s crazy,’ said Pryor, who will lead his team into the PIAA Class AA basketball quarterfinals against North Catholic at 2 p.m. Saturday at Hempfield. ‘I’m like, that’s me. It’s hard to believe someone would make that. I was just hoping to be a bobblehead some day.’”

Did you hear that? He just wanted to be a bobblehead someday. The kids, they dream. And they grow up so fast. While part of me wonders what the NCAA will think of this, all I really know is that action figure is totally making out with a lot of Barbies in college.

2 comments

  1. Gravatarrock
    10:06 pm on March 7th, 2008

    Nah, he’s not going to have issues. None at all.

  2. GravatarTuffy
    10:56 pm on March 7th, 2008

    Okay, but how many points of articulation does the real Pryor have?

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