Have you ever taken a sex ed class in college? It’s not what you think it would be (meaning, you, watching porn or having sex). Instead, it’s an awkward discussion about pregnancy and abortion and eventually morphs into pictures of STDs and a suddenly difficult exam. Not to mention the “You got a B in sex ed?!?” jokes from all the girls you know. None of that ever happened to me, by the way. Swear.

(Yeah, I know it’s not sex class. Any excuse to post Mr. Hand though.)

But I’m not the only who feels like Sex Ed class is a bit of a waste. And the INDEPENDENT FLORIDA ALLIGATOR, via YOU BEEN BLINDED, lays down the news that Florida Gators running back Chris Rainey has not found Doin’ It 101 to be as entertaining as he thought it would be. Or as full of porn.

Seriously, I told you I wasn’t the only one.

This exchange could be heard at UF’s morning press conference today with the player of “I’m a white-girl man” fame.

Reporter: What are you taking this semester?

Rainey: I’m taking sex classes.

Reporter: Six classes?

Rainey: Sex classes.

Laughter erupted from the twenty-some reporters crowding around him.

[…]”It’s boring,” Rainey said. “I thought it would be fun, like you see on TV. But it ain’t like that.”

I’d actually never heard the “white girl man” story before (and still haven’t), but it sounds pretty hysterical. And Chris Rainey sounds like a person that 100% needs to be guaranteed a job in the NFL immediately, if only because his brain–>mouth filter = broken.

Well, either that or he has incredible sense of humor. And an athlete with either one of those things, or preferably both, is a tremendous asset to fans, bloggers and everyone that follows sports in general. Witness Chad Ocho Cinco.