The SEC & Big Ten have developed quite a little rivalry between themselves. Obviously, much of it has to do with Ohio State being bested twice in the BCS title game by Florida & LSU. But now things are really heating up. And when we mean hot, we’re talking Playboy hot.
The October issue of Hef’s mag comes out this Friday, with one of the pictorials featuring the Girls of the Big Ten. However, the cover girl for Friday’s edition isn’t hitting the books in Columbus or Ann Arbor, but in Gainesville. ‘Twas a public relations major from the University of Florida that was chosen to adorn the publication.
So, why a Gator gal instead of a Buckeye babe or Wolverine woman? As DEADSPIN hears from the hottie’s mouth, it’s because Big Ten girls aren’t pretty enough.
The criticizing cutie in question is Kelly Carrington - or as the SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL knows her, Kelly Hemberger. She says she did the Playboy shoot as a bet with her ex-boyfriend. (Considering she’s gotten to travel to L.A. and hang out at the Mansion with numerous celebs, we can see why the boyfriend is now an “ex”.)
(Kelly Hemberger… er, Carrington with the man himself)
And we bet coeds from East Lansing to West Lafayette are cringing at Hemberger’s… er, Carrington’s words. As Kelly told the GAINESVILLE SUN:
“There weren’t any girls from the Big Ten who were hot enough to be on the cover, so they had to pull someone from the SEC.”
Oh, snap!
Of course, we’ll have to skip on down to our nearest newsstand and pick up an issue to judge for ourselves. All for the sake of journalistic fairness & integrity, you understand.
But really, there’s only one way to truly determine who’s the best between Big Ten beauties and SEC sweeties - and that’s mud wrestling.
OK, two ways - Jello wrestling.
OK, three ways - whipped cream wrestling.
OK, four ways - Jello & whipped cream wrestling. But no mud. That’s just disgusting.
5:51 pm on September 10th, 2008
You know, Kelly may have a point…
Erin Andrews graduated from Florida as well, and she is kinda attractive too so I have heard.
You forgot Foxy Boxing as a way to settle it. Kelly looks like she has a powerful set of ti…..fists…LOL
12:10 pm on September 11th, 2008
As an Ohioan now (unfortunately) living in SEC country, it’s amazing to me how SEC fans are incapable of talking themselves up without slagging someone else, usually the Big 10. I’ve found it’s like arguing with a 9-year old. You’ve got the best football conference…we get it. There’s some sort of massive inferiority complex at play here. I can only guess it’s a result of some of the hellholes the SEC occupies…(Starkville, Baton Rouge, Tuscaloosa, Fayetteville, etc)
8:22 pm on September 11th, 2008
I’m not saying Big Ten girls are hot. I hear from Big Ten Alumni, in fact, that they are not. But I’ve been to Gainesville, and I can say unequivocally that the ugliest women in the SEC attend Florida. As I hear from Florida fans, they prefer picking up girls in Tallahassee.
12:11 pm on September 18th, 2008
I go to a Big 10 school (Indiana University)and I can say without a doubt in my mind that the girls in Playboy, while hot…dont even begin to compare to some of the girls walking around campus..you can’t exactly gauge the hotness of one school or conference based on 2 girls that were chosen from limited applicants….so the UF skank needs to keep it down because from experience IU has the hottest girls on any campus
10:06 pm on October 9th, 2008
Pretty tough words from a girl not brave enough to use her own real name for Playboy. Still, I do admire her bravery of taking all her clothes off.
11:00 pm on October 9th, 2008
I've been to a couple Big Ten campuses, and this Playboy poser is wrong - plenty of cuties in the conference. And lots of fun, too - just add alcohol. Good times.
11:25 am on October 10th, 2008
Sorry, I was too busy admiring Kelly's work. Did she say something?
3:35 pm on October 10th, 2008
dumb uf broad
1:57 pm on October 20th, 2008
to the "OHIOIAN" WHO UNFORTUNATELY LIVES IN SEC COUNTRY. SOMETHING MUST BE BETTER HERE THAN THERE OR U WOULDNT BE HERE… DONT LIKE OUR GIRLS GO BACK TO OHIO WERE ALL THE GIRLS ARE WRAPPED UP LIKE ESKIMOS AND SEE HOW ATTRACTIVE THAT LOOKS. U WOULD HAVE TO BE SMOKIN THE SSW TO THINK "G.R.I.T.S." ARENT HOT
12:11 am on October 27th, 2008
You people are out of your minds. Gainesville has better-looking women than any of the schools mentioned. I hear a lot of hating. There's a UF girl on the friggin' cover! How is there an argument saying that the girls who were not selected for the cover better? If they were better they'd be on the cover.I also agree that no magazine would capture how hot the women are on campus. It must be experienced first-hand. And in Florida's case, there's no comparison. Any school in Florida is a mathematically certain to have smoking girls. Miami and Tallahassee both have nice student bodies.UF has tons of girls from South Florida, probably the majority. If anyone here believes that Indiana and any Big Ten school has hotter girls than Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, and West Palm Beach, then you're dumb beyond measure.Please.
6:39 pm on April 6th, 2009
who cares everyone knows that MAC has the hottest chicks anyway….idiots.