Gary Matthews Junior Hires Robert Shapiro To Defend Steroid Accusations

IF GARY MATTHEWS, JR.’S HEAD FITS, YOU MUST ACQUIT: Great news for Angels fans today, since Gary Matthews, Jr., who has been implicated in a recent federal investigation into an HGH and steroid distribution ring, has hired O.J. Simpson murder trial attorney Robert Shapiro:

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Anyone knows that only an innocent man would resort to such desperate sensible measures.