Wacka-wacka-wacka-wacka-wacka … beeoooooop, bop bop! Pacman will have to insert coins elsewhere, as his playing days in Big D are done.
(Pacman tries to pull a Tatum Bell before leaving Dallas)
Todd Archer of the DALLAS MORNING NEWS reports that the Cowboys are all set to release Adam “Don’t Call Me By That ’80s Video Game Anymore” Jones. Pacman (oops!) will be punted out of Valley Ranch on Friday, the first day that NFL teams are allowed to waive players.
Ah, so many memories Jones will leave behind during his stay in the DFW Metroplex. (Hopefully T.O. can hold back the tears.) And it’s sad that the only way Adam will get to enter the Cowboys’ new billion-dollar stadium next season is if he buys a ticket. Or if some other desperate NFL club wants to take a gamble on picking up a player with questionable off-field behavior.
And don’t think it won’t happen. Right, Mike Brown? (Come to think of it, the Bengals could use some help in the secondary…)
Too bad Las Vegas doesn’t have a franchise.
*UPDATE*: The last straw for the Cowboys appears to have been Pacman allegedly planning the shooting of three Atlanta men in 2007.
8:20 pm on January 7th, 2009
Oh, well. I'm still not changing my screen name!
8:21 pm on January 7th, 2009
I really really really really hope the Bengals pick him up. It would be too perfect!
8:37 pm on January 7th, 2009
I know one thing about Pacman Jones - he's got a lot of balls.
8:59 pm on January 7th, 2009
That's one way to get rid of a constant headache.
2:59 am on January 8th, 2009
gotta call bullsh*t on the shooting conspiracy. I honestly don't think pacman is capable of premeditation. I bet espn retracts within a week.