Funniest joke from Jay Leno in a loooong time: "American Idol’ got a record 65 million votes. Sixty-five million votes! Did you see that dress on Paula Abdul? Oh my God. I haven’t seen cleavage like that since Randy Jackson got his gastric bypass surgery."
One more: "A baby was born from 21-year-old frozen sperm. I didn’t even know Ted Williams was dating again."
Update by Paul Katcher:
Just in time for Father’s Day, an alleged dinner fork used by Derek Jeter is being auctioned on eBay. Imagine the look on dad’s face when you hand him a crusty, unwashed utensil from Captain Intangibles!