MARK TRAIL NOW SOON TO CALL OUT CAROLINA PANTHERS: DAWGS BY NATURE naughtily reports “In a recent panel of the somewhat popular comic strip ‘Funky Winkerbean’, the Cleveland Browns were the primary focus! Unfortunately, we were on the receiving end of a punch-line that fans are tired of hearing.”
Funky Winkerbean bagging on the Browns? What’s next, Family Circus dropping the hammer on the Detroit Lions? (knowing KSK, it’s only a matter of time).
In the same blog post, this pearl is linked from our favorite rust-belt reporter, Terry Pluto: “It would be shocking if (Brady) Quinn starts early in the season.”
Wot? Did the planet-less one somehow miss this BQ middle school fumble recovery hilite (what happened to his wheels)?
With press passed observations like that, Pluto might consider retiring to a sequel of his wonderful (no, really) accounting of the wild ‘n woolly days of the rainbow-sweatered Larry Brown.