Free At Last: A-Rod’s Divorce Deal Finally Settled

• Attention, ladies! (And Derek Jeter & Madonna!) The legal wrangling has been put to rest, and A-Rod is now a free man!

Alex Rodriguez waving Cynthia

(“Toodle-oo, Toots!”)

• The NBA fines Michael Beasley $50,000 for his role in the Mario Chalmers -Darrell Arthur marijuana mess. Boy, he must feel like some a dope.

• A large 800-pound animal was seen roaming the streets of New York City, and that’s no bull. (Well, actually it is.)

• We flush out video of George Brett sharing some bowel problem stories with spring trainees.

• Thieves break down the walls to take off with a trio of NASCAR engines.

• The well-known Budweiser building may soon be wiped away from the Wrigley Field sightlines.

• Boxer Oscar Diaz has awakened from a two-month in-ring-induced coma.

• Kansas State RB Leon Patton has been kicked off the team after his arrest for alleged child abuse against his own four-month-old son.