Football Writer Somehow Completely Covers It All

Here today to assist you in keeping up with all things NFL is Brian Vanochten of the GRAND RAPIDS PRESS.

Brian Vanochten Grand Rapids Press

(Concern: W. Michigan Rubber Cement supply reaching critically-low levels)

Brian does a really great job of covering it. And he has plenty to say about the NFL too. Here’s some of his latest and great NFL columns:

Hold your horses, Cowboys

Brian Vanochten Grand Rapids Press

Raiders’ ruler Davis fumes over former coach Kiffin

Brian Vanochten Grand Rapids Press

Raiders, Rams coaches on the hot seat

Brian Vanochten Grand Rapids Press

Millen tackled, but problems remain

Brian Vanochten Grand Rapids Press

Eight seasons is enough to endure miserable Millen

Brian Vanochten Grand Rapids Press

Great stuff. Now, Brian can’t completely cover it like, say, Tony Kornheiser.

Brian Vanochten Grand Rapids Press

Give him time though. Lots and lots of it. In the morning, in front of his bathroom mirror. With a metric ton of spackle.

Brian Vanochten Grand Rapids Press

It just might happen someday.

17 comments

  1. GravatarBrooks
    7:16 pm on October 21st, 2008

    Yeah, I know, I'M going bald.

    Notice I didn't say I'm going bald too?

    That's because the honorable Mr. Vanochten is NOT bald.

    Thank you for your time, gentle commenters.

  2. GravatarNick N.
    7:26 pm on October 21st, 2008

    Brian looks a little pixelated. Not getting enough fiber?

  3. GravatarBermans 222 Dealer
    7:32 pm on October 21st, 2008

    He's almost as dreamy as ESPN's Len Pasquarelli.

  4. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    7:42 pm on October 21st, 2008

    Brooks,
    If you're going to show multiple shots of the same sports reporter, please  - less Brian Vanochten, more Erin Andrews. Thank you.

  5. Gravatarjason
    7:47 pm on October 21st, 2008

    I'm willing to bet that at least Brian Vanochten knows who Erin Andrews is. Unlike this reporter:
    http://sportsbybrooks.com/pitt-beat-writer-hasnt-heard-of-erin-andrews-20481

  6. GravatarMinnyCooper
    7:48 pm on October 21st, 2008

    Grand Rapids, Michigan - proud home of Gerald Ford, Amway and this guy.

  7. GravatarGolden Hurricane Carter
    7:50 pm on October 21st, 2008

    I don't get what's the big deal. So he has strange hair. It's not like we have to watch him on TV or anything.

  8. GravatarHawaii Five-Ohno
    7:57 pm on October 21st, 2008

    Yes, more Erin Andrews, please. Thank you.

  9. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    8:02 pm on October 21st, 2008

    Heidi Watney FTW!

  10. GravatarLarry king slapfighter
    8:03 pm on October 21st, 2008

    So how long is that guy's hair when he gets out of the shower.

    Kim Jung Il wants a word with him.

  11. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    8:07 pm on October 21st, 2008

    Suzy Waldman FTW!

    Kidding!  Kidding!  Dear Lord, I'm Kidding!

  12. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    8:18 pm on October 21st, 2008

    Hey, give Suzy a break. Sure, she might not be the prettiest sports personality out there, and her voice could be compared to fingernails on a chalkboard, but at least she's passionate about her work.  And she did have to deal with breast cancer a few years back.

  13. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    8:20 pm on October 21st, 2008

    Brian's got much better hair than Kim Jong Il. U-S-A! U-S-A!

  14. GravatarSuperSC
    8:34 pm on October 21st, 2008

    This guy makes T.J. Simers look handsome.

  15. GravatarMuggy Pogues
    9:06 pm on October 21st, 2008

    I had a follicle, but I eated it.

  16. GravatarJack
    9:44 pm on October 21st, 2008

    W/O a doubt, one of the worst comb-overs ever

  17. GravatarJswol54
    9:45 am on October 22nd, 2008

    You guys should hear Huge(The Huge Show) own this guy on a daily basis.  It's quite entertaining!

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