I’d seen the pics of Tom Arnold
committing misdemeanor sexual battery pulling down a commando Marisa Miller’s pants during a celebrity flag football game during Super Bowl week in Miami, but I hadn’t seen any large, closeup shots.
Astonishing development, eh?
To think that there’s an actual living, breathing life form inhabiting earth running a celebrity event who still thinks enough of Tom Arnold to invite him.
The rarest of species. Someone get a blood sample on a slide of that dude before he’s extinct. And we might’ve just booked an episode on Animal Planet’s Wild Recon.