Football With Marisa Miller: Pop, Snap, Crackle

I’d seen the pics of Tom Arnold committing misdemeanor sexual battery pulling down a commando Marisa Miller’s pants during a celebrity flag football game during Super Bowl week in Miami, but I hadn’t seen any large, closeup shots.

Marisa Miller Pants Pulled Down

(Real time analysis from a coaching legend)

Until now.

Astonishing development, eh?

Marisa Miller Pants Pulled Down

Marisa Miller Pants Pulled Down

Marisa Miller Pants Pulled Down

Truly amazing!

To think that there’s an actual living, breathing life form inhabiting earth running a celebrity event who still thinks enough of Tom Arnold to invite him.

The rarest of species. Someone get a blood sample on a slide of that dude before he’s extinct. And we might’ve just booked an episode on Animal Planet’s Wild Recon.