Football With Marisa Miller: Pop, Snap, Crackle

I’d seen the pics of Tom Arnold committing misdemeanor sexual battery pulling down a commando Marisa Miller’s pants during a celebrity flag football game during Super Bowl week in Miami, but I hadn’t seen any large, closeup shots.

Marisa Miller Pants Pulled Down

(Real time analysis from a coaching legend)

Until now.

Astonishing development, eh?

Marisa Miller Pants Pulled Down

Marisa Miller Pants Pulled Down

Marisa Miller Pants Pulled Down

Truly amazing!

To think that there’s an actual living, breathing life form inhabiting earth running a celebrity event who still thinks enough of Tom Arnold to invite him.

The rarest of species. Someone get a blood sample on a slide of that dude before he’s extinct. And we might’ve just booked an episode on Animal Planet’s Wild Recon.

13 comments

  1. GravatarDoug
    6:36 pm on February 9th, 2010

    She’s not ugly.

  2. GravatarSludge Monkey
    6:42 pm on February 9th, 2010

    This poor bastard had to sleep with RoseAnn for a few years. He deserves whatever fun he can get.

  3. GravatarBar None
    6:42 pm on February 9th, 2010

    Bring me the finger of Tom Arnold!!!!!!!

  4. GravatarFamliyStyle
    6:57 pm on February 9th, 2010

    NO PANTIES!!!!!

  5. Gravatarthe truth
    8:44 pm on February 9th, 2010

    david letterman does this with his beholden female employees

  6. Gravatarthe truth
    8:48 pm on February 9th, 2010

    and as we know…david letterman does this with his beholden female employees

  7. GravatarFarber
    11:19 pm on February 9th, 2010

    I love her.

  8. GravatarPres Obama
    11:44 pm on February 9th, 2010

    Thanks to Tom, I have more pics for my spank bank!

  9. GravatarJoe E. Gladstone
    1:07 am on February 10th, 2010

    Tom Arnold’s my hero!

  10. Gravatarchi-guy
    10:34 am on February 10th, 2010

    Tom, it’s “Flag” football, not “Flap” football!

  11. Gravatarbud
    10:50 am on February 10th, 2010

    HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s my sister’s ass!!!!!

  12. GravatarBen
    1:54 pm on February 10th, 2010

    Nice Pooper

  13. Gravatarmerdog
    4:25 pm on February 10th, 2010

    I would give my right nut to be the ball!

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