Fmr. Cheerleader Won’t Leave Bar, Gets Arrested

Sign number one that your reality contestant, former cheerleader fiancée might not be such a catch after all: she punches you in the face. Sign number two: she decides that the 2.a.m. last call in Texas isn’t late enough for her drinking needs, and the cops get involved.

Mary Delgado

Above is Mary Delgado, former Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleader, winning contestant on The Bachelor, and titleholder for “surprisingly hot mug shot,” tied with Carmen Electra and…no one else. Delgado was arrested Saturday night at a bar in Del Rio, Texas for becoming belligerent, as we all do, when someone cuts us off from the sweet teat of mama alcohol.

Told Lorina’s Cantina was closing, she refused to leave the bar, protesting that it was her “constitutional right” to stay as long as she wanted. She’s a lawyer too! A triple threat!

Sadly, cops weren’t aware of the 28th Amendment, the one that states that no entity shall deny an alcoholic access to their personal demons, especially not when they need it the most. Delgado showed her displeasure by kicking the crap out of a squad car.

This story does have a happy ending. Delgado was bailed out by her fiancé, pro bass fisher and The Bachelor Byron Leftwich Velvick. They’ve been engaged since 2004, and would probably get married if she can prove she can go a year without getting arrested.

17 comments

  1. GravatarTuffy
    10:07 am on November 18th, 2008

    I thought last call in Texas was Armageddon.

  2. GravatarViceroy
    10:15 am on November 18th, 2008

    she should dump byron and get with jim leyritz, if not a relationship, she could be his driver

  3. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    10:52 am on November 18th, 2008

    What an arresting beauty.

  4. GravatarPlaxico Rent-A-Car
    11:00 am on November 18th, 2008

    5'9"? She's quite a tall drink of water.

    Well, not water. Maybe rum or vodka.

  5. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    11:33 am on November 18th, 2008

    You don't go messin' with a pro bass fisherman's fiancee.

  6. GravatarLawchamp
    11:39 am on November 18th, 2008

    I'd hit dat!

  7. GravatarHomer Simpson
    11:53 am on November 18th, 2008

    I did hit dat!  D'oh! Don't tell Marge.

  8. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    12:37 pm on November 18th, 2008

    She's drinking for her freedom. If you don't get her another apple martini, the terrorists have already won.

  9. GravatarMinnyCooper
    1:43 pm on November 18th, 2008

    I smell a new reality show idea! "The Bachelor: Aftermath"

  10. GravatarBrad James
    2:26 pm on November 18th, 2008

    She's pretty but if she loves alcohol more than me, it's just not worth it.

  11. GravatarMdog
    2:39 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Dang!  No profile shot…  :-(

  12. GravatarRock Strongo
    3:31 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Being an ex-Bucs cheerleader, I bet her favorite rum is Captain Morgan.

  13. GravatarQuack Attack
    8:24 pm on November 18th, 2008

    She's got a nice pair of kegs underneath that sweater.

  14. GravatarCanucklehead
    9:17 pm on November 18th, 2008

    Everything's bigger in Texas, including the insanity of its bar patrons.

  15. GravatarMad Dog
    10:47 pm on November 18th, 2008

    I thought Yasmine Bleeth had the hottest mug shot?

    http://www.mugshots.net/yasmine_bleeth/yasmine_bleeth.jpg

  16. GravatarKaren Tyborowski
    11:18 am on February 22nd, 2009

    Now THATS a mugshot, gentlemen!  Maybe after seeing mine she learned you'd better smile and make it count!

  17. GravatarKaren Tyborowski
    11:19 am on February 22nd, 2009

    what is it about us Tampa women anyway?  Do they put something in the water to make us all crazy or what?

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