Florida Gators QB Has A Taste For White Chicks

• ALLIGATOR ARMY isn’t colorblind to this declaration from Florida frosh QB Chris Rainey: “I’m a white girl man“:

White Chicks

• SONS OF SAM MALONE refuses to drop the soap, as they offer up some sports stars who wouldn’t survive the slammer.

• YOU BEEN BLINDED needs their reading glasses, as the Goldmans and Browns will chat with Oprah about O.J.’s book.

• The HATTIESBURG (MS) AMERICAN is surprised by the god-like admiration Packer Backers hath bestowed on Brett Favre:

Brett Favre Jets

• AOL FANHOUSE finds this hurdler having a nice trip, but they hope to see him next Fall.

• As Carlos Pena looks like a lock for MLB’s Comeback Player of the Year award, THE ANGRY T shows the door to their Don’t Comeback Players of the Year.

• On his serious return to sports for NBC’s “Sunday Night Football”, AWFUL ANNOUNCING misses the fun-lovin’, happy-go-lucky Keith Olbermann:

Keith Olbermann

• JACK’S SPORTS HUMOR thinks it’s no small thing that the Little League World Series champs get to face the Dodgers.

• The JIM ROME SHOW gets all teary-eyed, as the guitarist for punk bands Bad Religion & The Circle Jerks admits he cried when the Ducks won the Stanley Cup.

• WHAT? WHAT? FAN NATION covers their ears, as sound levels at NASCAR races are dangerously high:

NASCAR headphones

• Scott Wolf of INSIDE USC notes that this Saturday’s opponent Idaho gave the Trojans their first-ever win at the Rose Bowl.

• Despite missing cut after cut, someone still feels bad for poor Michelle Wie.