The bootleg clip features shaky & unfocused footage of Jeffrey Ross’ opening monologue. Despite the visual problems, you can hear Ross getting off some quality zingers - especially aimed at Mike Ditka, who’s sitting right next to him:
“Tonight’s event was on his bucket list.”
And Ross also shares some kind words for the honored guests, Messrs. Golic & Greenberg: “I don’t know who to make fun of first - the boring, ugly one, or the ugly, boring one.”
“Mike & Mike - or as I like to call them, the wannabe and the never-was.”
Ross even finds time to converse with the crowd, asking one attendee, “Who the f**k are you?” then politely adding, “What’s that, sir? I don’t speak homeless.”
Sounds like a f**king good time.