Bootleg M&M Roast Video - Ditka D*ck Joke Fun!

We earlier told you about the saucy shenanigans going on at the Mike & Mike Celebrity Roast. Now, SMALL WHITE BALL has uncovered some video evidence of what went down in Atlantic City last Friday.

The bootleg clip features shaky & unfocused footage of Jeffrey Ross’ opening monologue. Despite the visual problems, you can hear Ross getting off some quality zingers - especially aimed at Mike Ditka, who’s sitting right next to him:

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(NSFW Video after the jump)

Ross: “You look great for 89, Ditka.”

Look at this set up here. Looks like a clearance sale at Pier 1 Imports. Lamer than Ditka’s c*ck!

“Tonight’s event was on his bucket list.

And Ross also shares some kind words for the honored guests, Messrs. Golic & Greenberg: “I don’t know who to make fun of first - the boring, ugly one, or the ugly, boring one.”

Mike & Mike - or as I like to call them, the wannabe and the never-was.”

Ross even finds time to converse with the crowd, asking one attendee, “Who the f**k are you?” then politely adding, “What’s that, sir? I don’t speak homeless.”

Sounds like a f**king good time.