What a day for the Miami Dolphins. This evening the club will formally introduce Bill Parcells as Emperor, and earlier today WAXY-AM in Miami reported the club’s public relations department sent out a press release trumpeting that this Sunday’s game against the Bengals has been declared a sell-out.

Sadly, that means the game will be televised locally, knocking the last Barnaby Jones episode off-the-air that we so desperately needed to complete our Season Four compendium. As a consolation though, Dolphins Stadium this Sunday will have more empties than a dorm room Natty-light can sculpture.