Moon landing skeptics, out of my sight!
With my recent discovery of these formerly classified, plasticene-based slippers, I’ve finally irrefutable evidence Homo sapiens once traipsed the lunar landscape.
What’s more amazing is I unearthed them at Big Lots.
Okay, the shoe is actually from Kobe Bryant’s signature Adidas sneaker line in 2001.
If Snuggies ever roll out shoes, I think we have the prototype.