• GUTTY LITTLE BRUINS gets a little animated in presenting the Final Four coaches in South Park form.
We guess that’s John Calipari on the left, and what he’ll turn into after UCLA beats Memphis with a last-second behind-the-backboard non-called charge.
• YOU BEEN BLINDED feels Pampered by watching Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith compete in a diaper-changing contest.
• Now that European pro basketball is rising to NBA-skill levels, 100% INJURY RATE wonders if the cheerleaders are doing the same.
• Since Erin Andrews wasn’t around, AWFUL ANNOUNCING sees Steve Lavin finding another female to fawn over - co-worker Jimmy Dykes’ wife.
• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY feels pretty, oh so pretty, as Tommy Bowden really likes the look of his players.
• MONDESI’S HOUSE tells you everything you need to know about Joe Namath, but were afraid to ask.
• ODENIZED puts on a smile, as the Sacramento Kings’ Francisco “Spencer” Garcia hopes to give Kobe Bryant his “mean face“.
• Because you asked for it - or at least his editors did - Matt Mosley of ESPN’s HASHMARKS gives you his mock NFL Draft, version 3.0.
• SPORTS NATION puts together their choices of the 10 worst sports franchises.
9:56 am on April 4th, 2008
How can a list of the 10 worst sports franchises not have the Detroit Lions on it?