Blog-Jam: Final Four Coaches in South Park Form

• GUTTY LITTLE BRUINS gets a little animated in presenting the Final Four coaches in South Park form.

Final Four coaches as South Park characters

We guess that’s John Calipari on the left, and what he’ll turn into after UCLA beats Memphis with a last-second behind-the-backboard non-called charge.

• YOU BEEN BLINDED feels Pampered by watching Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith compete in a diaper-changing contest.

• Now that European pro basketball is rising to NBA-skill levels, 100% INJURY RATE wonders if the cheerleaders are doing the same.

• Since Erin Andrews wasn’t around, AWFUL ANNOUNCING sees Steve Lavin finding another female to fawn over - co-worker Jimmy Dykes’ wife.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY feels pretty, oh so pretty, as Tommy Bowden really likes the look of his players.

• MONDESI’S HOUSE tells you everything you need to know about Joe Namath, but were afraid to ask.

• ODENIZED puts on a smile, as the Sacramento Kings’ Francisco “Spencer” Garcia hopes to give Kobe Bryant his “mean face“.

• Because you asked for it - or at least his editors did - Matt Mosley of ESPN’s HASHMARKS gives you his mock NFL Draft, version 3.0.

• SPORTS NATION puts together their choices of the 10 worst sports franchises.