A.J. Daulerio at DEADSPIN uncovers another wonderful post at UNPROFESSIONAL FOUL. Seems that the CEO of the Zimbabwe Football Association, a woman named Henrietta Rushwaya, has been using the team as her own personal harem for some time now.
Rushwaya, it is reported, forced coach Jose Claudinei Valinhos to release a few players from camp after curfew so that they could pleasure each other. One of those players should be familiar to most UF readers. It seems that Ms. Rushwaya has a special place in her heart (at the very least) for Manchester City striker Benjani.
I’m also happy to report that Rushwaya isn’t just sexing up the players.
Apparently Ms. Rushwaya has been able to keep her antics out of the media because she’s also having sex with the reporters who cover the team.
Rushwaya herself is known for being generous with her body and numerous scribes have had a go. She is a very kind boss whose generosity has won her friends especially in the media as most of her scandals are deliberately swept under the carpet.
If only Marge Schott had thought to do the same thing, Pete Rose might’ve had a bust in Cooperstown by now.
OK, maybe not.
2:31 pm on October 16th, 2008
If Eva Roob ever wants to get back into soccer, we've found the perfect team for her.
2:35 pm on October 16th, 2008
Does Henrietta need a new assistant? I can send her my resume.
2:43 pm on October 16th, 2008
Looks like Al Davis is no longer the most "hands-on" owner in sports…
2:47 pm on October 16th, 2008
Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Austin Powers: "She's the town bicycle - everyone's had a ride!"
2:52 pm on October 16th, 2008
The Austin Powers line that always gave me a chuckle was "Allow myself to introduce….myself". It's that self-confused pause - always cracks me up.
2:54 pm on October 16th, 2008
Wouldn't surprise me if game film meetings featured Henrietta & Benjani's homemade sex videos.
2:59 pm on October 16th, 2008
You go girl!
3:04 pm on October 16th, 2008
You know, I was having such a pleasant day, and then you had to bring up the image of Marge Schott & Pete Rose bumping uglies (literally).
And I just finished lunch, too. Well, here it comes back up again.
3:08 pm on October 16th, 2008
When Zimbabwe players say they're getting screwed by management, they really mean it.
3:23 pm on October 16th, 2008
Sure beats drowning:
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/african-soccer-player-drowns-in-cleansing-ritual-20353
3:48 pm on October 16th, 2008
Just call them the Harem Globetrotters.
3:53 pm on October 16th, 2008
I'd rather have sex with the current male owners of the Reds than with Marge Schott.
4:00 pm on October 16th, 2008
Bob Castellini does have a certain seductive charm about him.
4:05 pm on October 16th, 2008
Or is the Zimbabwe National Post hiring any writers? I'll gladly cover the soccer beat.
4:10 pm on October 16th, 2008
No wonder Zimbabwean players Rushwaya out of practice so quickly.
4:52 pm on October 16th, 2008
She keeps a roster sheet next to her bed, marking off which players scored successfully and which ones deserved yellow cards.
5:54 pm on October 16th, 2008
Maybe Jerry Jones should of thought of this approach in dealing with Pacman.