Female Streaker At Phillies Game Gets Rockies Off

Last night’s Phillies-Rockies game featured a female streaker, who sadly only felt the need to remove her shirt (or was it a jacket?) as she pranced past security.

Phillies Rockies Streaker

The appearance proved two things: Phillies management might consider limiting their highly-trained, well-compensated Citizens Bank Park security detail to less than six hot dogs per nine innings.*

And it’s obvious that the one area that Europe has us beat in the pro sports genre is female streakers (video after jump slightly NSFW):



* ROCKIES management might consider limiting their highly-trained, well-compensated COORS FIELD security detail to less than six MICROBREWS per nine innings

5 comments

  1. Gravatarjrmoney22
    11:56 am on April 23rd, 2008

    Are you trying to say they couldn’t catch her because they are fat, because the game was actually in Colorado last night, not Philadelphia.

  2. GravatarBrooks
    12:02 pm on April 23rd, 2008

    Duly noted. Thanks! *shuffles off to Barnes and Noble to purchase Phillies-themed day planner, Bill Giles autobiography*

  3. Gravatarweege
    12:24 pm on April 23rd, 2008

    Well, I see Brooks got it before i too left a swarmy comment.. I was at the game, and she was pretty, but not quite so..

  4. GravatarBrooks
    12:29 pm on April 23rd, 2008

    Nice to know you guys are out there. Thanks again!

  5. GravatarTuffy
    3:10 pm on April 23rd, 2008

    A hint for security: young women wearing plastic beads have malicious intentions.

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