Last night’s Phillies-Rockies game featured a female streaker, who sadly only felt the need to remove her shirt (or was it a jacket?) as she pranced past security.
The appearance proved two things: Phillies management might consider limiting their highly-trained, well-compensated Citizens Bank Park security detail to less than six hot dogs per nine innings.*
And it’s obvious that the one area that Europe has us beat in the pro sports genre is female streakers (video after jump slightly NSFW):
* ROCKIES management might consider limiting their highly-trained, well-compensated COORS FIELD security detail to less than six MICROBREWS per nine innings
11:56 am on April 23rd, 2008
Are you trying to say they couldn’t catch her because they are fat, because the game was actually in Colorado last night, not Philadelphia.
12:02 pm on April 23rd, 2008
Duly noted. Thanks! *shuffles off to Barnes and Noble to purchase Phillies-themed day planner, Bill Giles autobiography*
12:24 pm on April 23rd, 2008
Well, I see Brooks got it before i too left a swarmy comment.. I was at the game, and she was pretty, but not quite so..
12:29 pm on April 23rd, 2008
Nice to know you guys are out there. Thanks again!
3:10 pm on April 23rd, 2008
A hint for security: young women wearing plastic beads have malicious intentions.