Female Phillies Fan Advertises Sex For WS Tickets

So I suppose it wasn’t a question of if this was happening, only when. A woman was arrested today for offering sex for World Series tickets on Craigslist. Susan Finkelstein, 43, of the 900 block of St. Bernards Street, had made the offer by phone to an undercover police officer who responded to the ad.

Let’s see, without seeing her body, that’s an upper deck, row 27, seats 14 and 15 date. And she pays for her own food. But what kind of person would take her up on an offer like that, anyway?

Goddamn it Steve Phillips, put down that phone!

Finkelstein’s Craigslist ad:

“DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)
“Diehard Phillies fan–gorgeous tall buxom blonde– in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”

When an undercover policeman responded by phone, Finkelstein offered to perform “various sex acts” for the coveted tickets. So the question is, was this entrapment? Maybe she was just turned on after all the poll climbing during Philadelphia’s downtown NLCS celebration, and couldn’t help herself.

11 comments

  1. Gravatarkc816
    4:51 pm on October 27th, 2009

    They pay cops to sit around and do this? Probably on overtime too.

  2. GravatarRespect
    5:40 pm on October 27th, 2009

    Legalize prostitution
    Empty the jails
    Lower the crime rate
    Reduce taxes

    I bet one of the “soccer moms” ratted her out.

  3. Gravatarbronx bombers
    5:45 pm on October 27th, 2009

    See philly fans you are garbage, It’s your fans that make your city so terrible, Your fans suck so it seems by her craigslist article and your teams suck, Yankees kick your ass, so move on and get out of my face!!!!!!

    YANKEES RULE!!!!

  4. GravatarBar None
    5:54 pm on October 27th, 2009

    Yeah, the Yankee skanks do it for free ’cause none of you cheapskates have tickets anyway.

  5. GravatarRick Chandler
    6:01 pm on October 27th, 2009

    Now now, calm down fellas. BOTH your teams suck.

    (Note: I may simply be bitter about the Giants not making the playoffs).

  6. GravatarBar None
    6:33 pm on October 27th, 2009

    Now Rick, that dream was never real.

    But Zito was much better than I’d ever expected this year…… but Bochy shouldn’t let Tim burn up his arm.

    While we’re wishing, maybe the Giants will find some of that Phillies-style offense next year!

  7. GravatarBR
    10:40 pm on October 27th, 2009

    So what’s the problem here?
    If a woman wants tickets and a guy wants to get it on, so what? It is a business transaction by two consenting adults.
    Why don’t the police go after the drug dealers, car jackers, con artists, muggers, rapists or sports bloggers? Why must they impose their morality on this. To me, its no big deal.

  8. GravatarUGH!!
    6:11 am on October 28th, 2009

    NASTY BITCH!!!

  9. GravatarUGH!!
    7:31 am on October 28th, 2009

    NASTY BITCH!!!
    Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!

  10. Gravatarogre
    10:02 am on October 28th, 2009

    bitch got set up!

  11. GravatarHEX
    10:53 am on October 28th, 2009

    finkelstein is einhorn… einhorn is finkelstein!

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