Female KU Soccer Players Make Our Titlist

NO, THIS ISN’T ABOUT MANGINO’S NEWEST SEXUAL FETISH: This week’s Artie Lange Memorial Post (lowest common denominator humor) comes courtesy of the LAWRENCE (KS) JOURNAL-WORLD:

KU Soccer Titlist

The headline noted that “Kansas University soccer players Monica Dolinsky and Emily Cressy earned gold medals at the U.S. Youth Soccer Nationals.

Inside The Box

We suppose the headline could’ve been worse, like this one about Cressy from USYouthSoccer.org (no, we didn’t doctor it either).