Swiss robot scientists were unable to create a version of cyborg Roger Federer that was immune to all the mortal diseases we Earthlings have to endure. His agent told THE ASSOCIATED PRESS the Federer-X3000L model played the Australian Open with mononucleosis.

He was diagnosed with the human illness after the Australian Open, and his agent said “[t]hat’s probably what was wrong with him.” If you recall, Federo-bot fell in the semifinals of the Australian Open to Novak Djokovic. The fact that Federer did not win the Aussie Open should have been a telltale sign that it was a major disease or, at the very least, a medium-to-major short circuit.

Federer’s programmers are working around the clock to correct this security breach, putting on the backburner the algorithms necessary to beat Rafael Nadal on clay turf and the computer sequence needed for Federer to pass Alan Turing’s test during press conferences.

And coincidentally enough, his agent’s last name is Godsick. There’s nothing not funny about that.